Switching to the first tense now....
--I have to admit that I have adjusted to being different by
striving to be eccentric. ( I have always been "different," even
before I became disabled.) At this point in my life I cannot differentiate
between which of my differences are self-inflicted and which are gifts from the
--I screen my phone calls.
--I often sign on AOL in cloaked mode.
--I have a problem with food, in that I have a difficult time
wanting to eat. I have many fantasies about food that don't involve eating
it. I wonder if these two things could be related.
--In college I paid a custodian $10 to steal a copy of an exam.
--I have done obscene things with Barbie dolls.
--I am an alcoholic; I have not had a drink
in 20 years. I hate that alcohol is an ingredient in many herbal remedies.
--I am addicted to Vicks Vapor Rub.
--I have an imaginary best friend, Cindy.
--Sometimes I take imaginary trips where I
tell every one I am going out-of-town somewhere, so that they leave me alone.
--During my starving college days I sold Mary Kay Cosmetics;
during my starving artist days I sold Blue Green Algae.
--I have worked as a phone solicitor three times that I can
remember; the worst one selling accordion lessons to parents for their children.
--I have a tattoo.
--I like to show my breasts.