There ain't no shame in her game! -- Afi's mother
Nursing-Home Residents Mate In
Captivity (from The Onion)
COLBY, KS—Following six months of failed attempts under intense observation by geriatric scientists, Briarwood Nursing Home residents Horace Klass, 86, and Helen Veukmaan, 83, successfully mated in captivity Monday. "As with most new arrivals to Briarwood, Horace and Helen at first seemed despondent," Briarwood's Dr. William Stander said. "Before long, though, they grew accustomed to their new habitat, and Horace soon felt comfortable enough to approach Helen. Indeed, Horace ultimately proved quite aggressive." Briarwood employees report that, after mating, Klass provided Veukmaan with half a box of windmill cookies.
"Yield" by Pamela (c) 1990
I don't do weddings, funerals, or Tupperware parties. -- Pamela
Oh, look, Edward! Barbies on Zebras! That's
something you don't see everyday!
(stranger passing as the photo below was being taken)
"Avoid terminal adulthood." -- Timothy Leary
GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES:
+++ Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened. --Cora Harvey Armstrong
+++ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. --Helen Hayes (at 73)
+++ I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. --Janette Barber
+++ Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. --Lily Tomlin
+++ My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. --Erma Bombeck
+++ Old age ain't no place for sissies. --Bette Davis
+++ Every time I close the door on reality it comes In through the windows. --Jennifer Unlimited
+++ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. --Caryn Leschen
+++ I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. --Jennifer Unlimited
+++ Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. --Eleanor Roosevelt
GREAT QUOTES FROM UNKNOWN SOURCES:
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.